That’s Not Something…

This is me, catching up my songwriting blog today. Yes, yes, this joke is getting old, but for you three fans out there who are not gonna wait until I’m dead to read it, you’re welcome. I also wanted to catch it up in case Reba McEntire decided to check out my website; I’m waiting […]

Note to self: It’s not really a good idea to put three drops of On Guard essential oil under your tongue (cloves and cinnamon which are super spicy) instead of frankincense (which is soothing and anti-cancer among other things).

You know how I mentioned that I celebrated my birthday for a solid month? I talked about “…a bunch of selfies” and catching a “glimpse of what I will look like when I’m really old…” Well, this is what I will look like when I’m really old. 😂

I sent a copy of this picture to my bestie today and said, “Oh my goodness, can I look any uglier? The shirt doesn’t cover my boobs and don’t let me cut my bangs like that ever again.” (My mom used to tell me constantly that I “looked so much better in short hair.” Yeah, […]

Two weeks ago, I was teaching piano to a cute little girl. She stops halfway through the lesson, “I really like your song, Sunshine.” “Thanks, Betsy. That’s really nice of you to say.” “My mom showed it to me. It’s happy.” “Yes, yes, it is.” I said to her, “You sure are happy today.” (A […]

I taught piano lessons to a cow today. She did well.

On our way into town to celebrate “Nothing Compares” coming out today, the husband interrupted my beautiful singing along to the above (hee hee) to say, “So, when your songs make it big, will you buy me a truck like that one in front of us?” I replied, “Thou shalt not covet.”

“Ma’am, step away from the ice cream.”

After going to Anthony’s for a delicious dinner with Ken to celebrate the release of “I Am Broken,” we went down the street to the grocery store to find some dessert. After changing my mind 17 times on what to get—my goodness, I’m going to gain 10 pounds from all the celebrating I’ve been doing—I […]

This shows up in my Facebook memories every year (for the past five years): “That moment when you are supposed to be packing up the travel trailer for your camping trip, but you go to Value Village instead and end up with a onesie.” This memory is even more special because my mom found that […]