That’s Not Something…

I taught piano lessons to a cow today. She did well.

On our way into town to celebrate “Nothing Compares” coming out today, the husband interrupted my beautiful singing along to the above (hee hee) to say, “So, when your songs make it big, will you buy me a truck like that one in front of us?” I replied, “Thou shalt not covet.”

“Ma’am, step away from the ice cream.”

After going to Anthony’s for a delicious dinner with Ken to celebrate the release of “I Am Broken,” we went down the street to the grocery store to find some dessert. After changing my mind 17 times on what to get—my goodness, I’m going to gain 10 pounds from all the celebrating I’ve been doing—I […]

This shows up in my Facebook memories every year (for the past five years): “That moment when you are supposed to be packing up the travel trailer for your camping trip, but you go to Value Village instead and end up with a onesie.” This memory is even more special because my mom found that […]

I love my new gynecologist. Yes, I realize that’s weird. This morning, I had a follow-up to an appointment I had on July 8, exactly one month ago today. Dr. Chen: “Good to see you again.” Me: “Say, were you with Dr. Morrison back in March of 2009?” I held up my memoir in my […]

You know how my goal in Maui (back in May) was to do 125,000 steps and I really did 153,000? You know how my goal in Nashville (back in June) was to do 25,000 steps but I knew I wouldn’t because I spent days on end in the studio recording all that music? Well, here […]

While I was taking yet another picture of a rock (this time at the Brink of Upper Falls…I’m not sure why I was so obsessed with them except I thought they were pretty), our housesitters called in a complete panic to tell us that our outside freezer was acting up. Food was melting and they […]

Behind those trees somewhere is the Steamboat Geyser. According to the signs we saw, this geyser is the “world’s tallest active geyser.” It has “unpredictable, infrequent major eruptions of more than 300 feet,” and it erupts “every three days or fifty years.” That’s quite the spread there. Every three days or fifty years. Apparently, it […]

On our road trip to Yellowstone, my husband and I had to stop in Baker City for some gas. While Ken was wandering around the Safeway looking for a sandwich, I found these in the freezer section. I’ve mentioned recently that I discovered these delicious bars in Nashville back in June while I was there […]