That’s Not Something You Write Every Day #7

I know I already told this story in the last post, but here it is in run-on-sentence form:

That moment when you are so excited that your song finally got released that you decide to have dessert after your delicious meal at Asian 1 only to discover that the “mango ice cream & sweet sticky rice” is full of dairy, so you go to Plan B which is mango sticky rice at the Thai place down the road, but your husband doesn’t feel like going there and starts blathering on and on (now matter how much you drop hints) that he would rather have chocolate ice cream , so you end up at Fred Meyer determined to finally satisfy your month-long craving for Jelly Bellies and you go to the bulk food section to discover that the favorite flavor you were going to get (buttered popcorn) is completely out, so you are now on Plan C or possibly D by this time, so you figure you will have the cotton candy flavor instead, but you go to reach for the bulk bags, and they are completely out, so now, you wander over to the regular candy aisle, determined to find a Big Hunk, and you cannot find one anywhere (even though you look for five minutes) or the small bag of assorted Jelly Bellies for that matter, so you go to look in the frozen food section at gelato, but that has dairy as well…..