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Headed For The Hot Tub

June 1, 2023

That awkward moment when you decide to visit the hot tub for the first time on your vacation because the night you arrived, you were exhausted after a two-hour drive and six-hour flight, and the second night you were caught up in your cribbage tournament, so the third night in, you take 5 minutes to wriggle into your bathing suit—looking forward to quality time with the husband because there is not a soul in the hot tub—and you go outside only to discover it’s raining, and you start to turn around and head back in, but instead, tell yourself not to be a weenie, square your shoulders, and skip over to the entrance of the pool, only to be told by a lady leaving that the hot tub is broken. 😩