People keep asking me if I “got my test results back” yet. They are referring to the colonoscopy/EGD I had done on February 23. I was told that it would be 7-10 days until I received the results.
Well, it’s been two weeks as of today and when I finally went looking in my inbox a few days back, there was an email advising me that my “chart” had been updated. On February 24. W-what?
First of all, I figured the doc would call me. Good grief, the guy went poking around where people shouldn’t be poking around. 
The least he could do is tell me what he came up with. 
He also did ten biopsies. Ten. Going in, I was only told about one and that was at my request. “Hey, guy, can you re-stage my celiac?” That would explain why I felt like I got hit by a Mack truck after my procedure for days on end.
Second of all, in looking over that pathology report…yeah, I might as well be reading Greek. Or Latin.
