That’s Not Something…

Yeah, I’m pretty sure my mom has been laughing down from heaven as Ken and I have struggled over this puzzle for the past two months, “Wait until they discover there’s a piece missing…I forgot to write that on the box.”

I don’t know if I’ve been dipping too much into the Christmas fudge or what , but I can’t stop dreaming. I dreamt I was young and got married. On our honeymoon, my new husband and I went to a thrift store where he was giddy because of his discovery of a Harry Potter book […]

Two nights ago, I dreamt that the FedEx guy was trying to murder me. Last night, I had a long, rambling dream about Keith Urban; that’s more like it.

I had a dream last night that the FedEx guy was trying to kill me. I might be watching a few too many episodes of “Dateline” and “20/20.”

Had Thanksgiving celebration #3 tonight with turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing: the whole nine yards. Boy-howdy, we had so much fun, we forgot to take a picture. Yes, you read that right: three Thanksgivings…that’s just how thankful we are in this family.

I am thankful today that I am perfectly content to stay up late (playing games and watching TV while the fire crackles in the background) and don’t feel this need to go out shopping at two in the morning risking possible death to buy some useless crap because I already have everything I need.

It’s an eerie feeling getting ready to dig up my mom’s dahlia tubers. I know, I know…it’s not like she’s going to do it. She’s up in heaven, probably thanking her lucky stars she doesn’t have to do all that heavy work this year ha ha. What I meant to say is, she’s probably wearing […]

We just walked 1.2 miles in 83° weather to go to the Quick Wok. Not exactly a quick walk.  All I can say is, it better be delicious.

Well, that’s gotta be a first. I went to Winthrop and did not get ice cream. I’ve been coming to this place for over forty years, people. Can we just take note of how amazing that is?!

How does this girl celebrate the release of her latest single? -Red Robin french fries -a chrysanthemum -Jellie Bellies I know, I know, I’m such a party animal.